2 Girl Appointments - Real Lesbians - Beginner Friendly!

Our names are Xan and Zal

We know you're here for the essentials so we'll make this quick!

We're moderately experienced escorts with a twist - We're 100% genuine, born and bred lesbians!

Incall:

Quick: $150

Half: $300

Hour: $650

We do not provide outcall

Our incall is located on the east side of Pueblo

719 696 4335 (Text only)

calls will be ignored (got that phone anxiety, yo)

We are being actively harassed with fake reviews that list a totally different appearance, location, and environment to our actual incall

If you have seen us before, please consider writing us a review!

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/xan--zal-escort-pueblo-987269

Physique information

Xan:

5'0 120lbs - Slim-thick physique

Mixed race - light skin

Zal:

5'6 135lbs - Curvy physique

Mixed / White

You can find other photos of my partner & I here:

https://twitter.com/cxltslxt (Xan)

https://twitter.com/MadameSuccubare (Zal)

Both of us will have varying levels of trim when it comes to public hair1

Details / Appointment explanations

QV / Quick - 15 minutes (Recommended for discreet customers)

Includes full service except for QV specials

If this is the package you select, don't expect too much small talk! Our job is to make your time worth your money ❤️

HHR / Half - 30 minutes (Recommended for beginners)

Includes full service & up to a 10-minute massage

Can include small talk, but it isn't required!

HR / Full - 60 minutes (Recommended for hobbyists)

Includes full service, massage & MSOG

Can include conversation & other inclusions - if you're unsure, ask!

Other information

All toys, surfaces, and other contaminable things are sanitized with alcohol-based sanitizers between clients

If you have a sensitivity to alcohol-based sanitizers we cannot recommend purchasing our services as we are not capable of changing this protocol on a per-client basis

All massages use coconut oil

If this is an allergy concern we cannot recommend purchasing our services as we do not have an allergen cross-contamination protocol, only bacterial/infectious cross-contamination protocols

If you simply prefer another oil, feel free to bring it and we'll be happy to oblige

If you are afraid of or allergic to house cats we cannot recommend purchasing our services

We own three, and while they keep to themselves during appointments, I cannot guarantee you will not see them during incall! (That's what you get for being into lesbians 😉)

Regulations

Punctuality & Pay

• Punctuality is required, we have a ten-minute arrival window that begins five minutes before the set appointment time & ends five minutes after. We will only make exceptions for financial incentives.

• Appointment times are required - Same-day appointments will come with a varying urgency fee if we are not providing services that day

• We only accept cash or cashapp for payment; cash must be upfront and will be counted (This is done for every single client, don't be alarmed!)

• We use a timer to time appointments, this timer starts when you enter the door and has an extra 1-minute buffer to account for murphy's law

Health & Behavior

• All clients must be clean, both in health & hygiene

• Protection is not optional2

• We reserve the right to deny or cease service for any reason

• We do not tolerate aggression or violence of any form, any overly rough behavior will bring a scene to a stand-still

• If we suspect you are heavily intoxicated on drugs without warning us prior, the scene will come to a stand-still (420 EXCLUDED)

• Respect & rapport go a long way with us, show us the same respect you'd wish to be treated with.

• We do not do solo appointments, don't ask.

• We will ignore messages that guilt-trip or pester for responses; we get 100+ messages a night and the majority are scammers, please be respectful if we don't see your text! We aren't ignoring you, we're bombarded by bots.

• We require a face photo before we release the unit number, with zero exceptions.

We don't care if you're married, we care about making sure there's evidence if we go missing and avoiding clients who were previously aggressive. If this is a deal breaker, there are PLENTY of escorts with more courage than us.

Kink limits

• We will not participate in any activity that causes long-term marks or damage to either of our bodies.

• We will not participate in any activity that includes the possibility/fear of imminent danger and/or harm.

• We will not participate in any activity that includes the possibility of death of any party involved, including that of the client.

• We will not participate in any activity that includes the transmission or inclusion of viral or infectious diseases. (Excluding blood & urine)

• We will not participate in any activity that requires us to come into direct contact with human waste (Other scenarios could be acceptable, feel free to ask)

Fees, Discounts, Kink Information & Extras

• When we serve individuals over 55 we charge a scaling fee - $50/QV, $75/HHR, $100/HR

• If there is alcohol involved we charge a flat fee of $150

We both have a limit of one drink each, gotta stay safe!

• If there are drugs involved we charge a flat fee of $300 (420 EXCLUDED)

We do not allow methamphetamines or opiates to enter our home, and we will not partake in drug use.

• We charge a scaling kink fee based on the kink you're looking for - this is on a per-client basis as every client is into something a little unique & accounting for all of the variables is nearly impossible - kink fees are the only part of our fee that is negotiable!

• Adding another man to the equation doubles the price (You must provide the extra man, not negotiable!)

• Women / Non-binary individuals (AMAB & AFAB both included) get a 20% discount if displayed on social media (...lesbians...remember?)

Deletion or editing posts/bios solely for this discount will lead to blacklisting & a general warning being spread among the LGBTQ+ sex worker community

• We charge a flat $75 fee per person for receiving cunnilingus (oral)

1.) We can accommodate specific pubic hair preferences, although this runs a flat fee of $150

2.) In order to go through an appointment without protection we'll require a full background check & a full, clean STD panel from within the past 24 hours

We also charge a flat fee of $700

We will also log your full name, DOB, and address in a fully encrypted database which will be deleted upon our next STD test provided it is still clean.

FAQ

• Are you two dating?

Yes, we're engaged

• Are you sure you're lesbians?

Yes

• I bet I can change that

I bet you can't

• Why are you escorts if you don't like men?

It's a fun, fulfilling line of work with massive financial incentives

• Will you pretend to be into it?

Of course! Don't kill the magic

• Can I get pics?

Outside of the single, pre-taken verification photo that we send privately, no

↳ • Why not?

The "sexy pics" you're looking for take hours of staging & lighting setup

We also sell content, and free content isn't a good business model 😉

• What are your races?

We will not answer this question for safety reasons, stop asking

• Will you do solo?

No, never.

• Are both girls involved at the same time?

Always

• Will you do things to each other?

If specifically requested!

• Will you participate in pegging?

Yes! Please inform us ahead of time so we can prepare the appropriate toys though

• Can I bring my own toy?

We will happily use your toys on you, but for safety reasons, we will not use any toys besides our own on ourselves (cockrings excluded)

• Why the fuck is your ad so long?

For beginners! If you read the whole thing, include "bubbles" in your message for a faster reply!